“We all die!”
That’s what you’ve told children, now it’s time to plan your day. Let us help.
Planning for the inevitable doesn’t have to be a grim task—at Dusty Coffin, we’re here to make it as smooth as possible (and maybe crack a smile along the way). We offer straightforward answers to your pre-arrangement questions, so you can rest easy—just not too soon! Plus, with our easy-to-use lead form, we’ll connect you with a local mortuary faster than you can say “bucket list.” Let’s tackle tomorrow with a lot of heart.
If you’re here for a loved-one, don’t worry about a thing, our process is the same. Chin-up, and remember the fun times.
What is a Pre-Arrangement?
A prepaid or pre-arranged funeral plan is like RSVPing to your own goodbye party—only this time, you’re the guest of honor. You work with the funeral professional to plan the whole shebang, sparing your loved ones the emotional and financial stress of scrambling to figure out if you’d prefer lilies or daisies when the time comes. (Spoiler: You’ll be too busy resting in peace to care.)
Think of it as doing future-you a solid. The process of planning a funeral—right from the moment the curtain drops to the final bow (a.k.a. the memorial)—can be overwhelming for grieving loved ones. Why not save them the trouble and go out in style? You handle the details now, so they can focus on remembering your legendary karaoke skills instead of debating casket colors.
3 Simple Steps
Fill in your contact information
A local funeral professional will contact you
You sit down and plan for that special day
Why Choose Us?
Planning your funeral doesn’t have to feel as daunting as learning how to use Facebook for the first time. At Dusty Coffin, we’re here to make the process straightforward and even add a touch of humor (because let’s face it, life’s too short not to laugh about it all).
Think of our site as your modern-day encyclopedia—like the ones you used to flip through as a kid, looking up random things like “marsupials” or “how planes fly,” but without the risk of a paper cut. Only this time, you’re flipping through a curated collection of trusted local mortuaries, pre-arrangement options, and expert advice tailored for the savvy baby boomer.
We get it—planning your final send-off isn’t exactly how you imagined spending your golden years. But just like those encyclopedias back in the day, Dusty Coffin is packed with useful information, all in one place. Except now, instead of A-to-Z, it’s all about you: your plans, your peace of mind, and making sure you go out on your terms.
So why choose Dusty Coffin? Because we make funeral planning as easy as pie—scratch that, easier than pie. (Have you ever tried making pie crust from scratch? That’s hard. We’re not.)
Dusty Coffin: your one-stop shop for preparing a farewell as fabulous as your life. And who knows? With our help, you might even enjoy the process… just a little.
At Dusty Coffin, we’ve teamed up with some of the finest local mortuaries and funeral homes in select cities—because when it comes to planning for the inevitable, why not do it with people who know your town and won’t ghost you? We’re serving up peace of mind, a touch of dark humor, and maybe even a chuckle or two (hey, it beats awkward silence). See if we’re haunting your area yet - because nothing says “prepared” like beating the reaper to the paperwork.
Now serving Preneed Funeral Planning in:
Fallbrook, CA
Hemet, CA
Highland, CA
Murrieta, CA
Norco, CA
Riverside, CA
San Bernardino, CA
Temecula, CA
